Either a huge corporation or a random site that thinks it’s the main character.
If your logo is blue and uppercase, we already know.
A very basic layout, dark mode, and exactly one GitHub link.
Bonus points if there’s a blinking cursor.
A chill, functional website that just wants to exist in peace.
Slightly r‑core coded into the layout.
You didn’t want to spend much money on a domain and now it’s a meme.
Somewhere between “experimental art project” and “this is a joke but also serious”.
You either made a startup, failed a startup, or are currently pivoting a startup.
If your landing page has a 3D blob, we already know.
A portfolio that is 80% syntax highlighting and 20% actual content.
Bonus points if there’s a terminal animation.
A website that exists for absolutely no reason and that’s the whole point.
Probably has confetti on click.
A landing page for an app that is definitely not finished and definitely not coming soon.
Has a giant “Download” button that does nothing.
A company that doesn’t exist, but the branding costs more than your house.
Coming soon since 2014.
A website that looks like it was made in 2003 and refuses to die.
Probably still uses tables for layout.
A nonprofit organization that is definitely passionate but definitely underfunded.
Has a mission statement longer than the homepage.
A website that looks like it was designed by 12 committees and 0 designers.
Loads slower than democracy.
A site that looks professional until you click anything and it breaks.
Has 14 login portals for no reason.
A website that is 90% memes and 10% existential crisis.
Probably has a dancing GIF somewhere.
A website that makes you question your life choices.
No one knows why it exists. Not even the owner.