How your domain already tells us your whole personality

A totally scientific breakdown of what your URL says about you before the page even loads.

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The most stereotypical versions of each domain extension, embedded directly into this page.
.com energy

Either a huge corporation or a random site that thinks it’s the main character.

If your logo is blue and uppercase, we already know.

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veryseriousglobalholdings.com
Welcome to Very Serious Global Holdings
Our Mission
Trusted by 500+ enterprises
.tech energy

A very basic layout, dark mode, and exactly one GitHub link.

Bonus points if there’s a blinking cursor.

imtotallytechnical.tech
hi, i’m alex <dev> _
tech stack
my github
.site energy

A chill, functional website that just wants to exist in peace.

Slightly r‑core coded into the layout.

cozycorner.site
welcome to my little r‑core‑adjacent universe
projects
about me
.xyz energy

You didn’t want to spend much money on a domain and now it’s a meme.

Somewhere between “experimental art project” and “this is a joke but also serious”.

ididntwanttopay.xyz
welcome to the experimental “is this a joke?” platform
enter the chaos
domain price < coffee price
.io energy

You either made a startup, failed a startup, or are currently pivoting a startup.

If your landing page has a 3D blob, we already know.

hyperquantumsynergy.io
Reinventing the future of cloud‑native synergy
backed by 3 investors and 0 revenue
.dev energy

A portfolio that is 80% syntax highlighting and 20% actual content.

Bonus points if there’s a terminal animation.

alexcodesstuff.dev
<h1> hello world </h1>
const skills = ["js", "css", "vibes"]
.fun energy

A website that exists for absolutely no reason and that’s the whole point.

Probably has confetti on click.

whatthefun.fun
welcome to the most useless site ever
click here for nothing
.app energy

A landing page for an app that is definitely not finished and definitely not coming soon.

Has a giant “Download” button that does nothing.

hyperfocus.app
the productivity app that will totally fix your life
download (not available)
.inc energy

A company that doesn’t exist, but the branding costs more than your house.

Coming soon since 2014.

luxuryglobal.inc
LUXURY GLOBAL & CO.
coming soon (for the last 10 years)
founded by a man with an ego larger than the observable universe
.net energy

A website that looks like it was made in 2003 and refuses to die.

Probably still uses tables for layout.

ultramegaserverhosting.net
Welcome to UltraMegaServerHosting.NET
best viewed in Internet Explorer
.org energy

A nonprofit organization that is definitely passionate but definitely underfunded.

Has a mission statement longer than the homepage.

save-the-planet.org
Our mission: save the planet one pixel at a time
donate (pls)
.gov energy

A website that looks like it was designed by 12 committees and 0 designers.

Loads slower than democracy.

officialdepartmentofimportantstuff.gov
Welcome to the Official Department of Important Stuff
please wait... loading form 47-B
.edu energy

A site that looks professional until you click anything and it breaks.

Has 14 login portals for no reason.

prestigiousuniversity.edu
Welcome to Prestigious University
student portal (down for maintenance)
.lol energy

A website that is 90% memes and 10% existential crisis.

Probably has a dancing GIF somewhere.

whatislife.lol
welcome to the void
haha help
.wtf energy

A website that makes you question your life choices.

No one knows why it exists. Not even the owner.

what-even-is-this.wtf
i don’t know what this is
and honestly? same